tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-195238032024-03-04T23:31:49.340-05:00My Spleen and Welcome to ItRandom thoughts, rants, and blurts, with no particular themeBill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.comBlogger147125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-20799527491190116352014-07-10T22:14:00.000-04:002014-07-10T22:32:46.486-04:00The Calculus of DeathThey’ll say he was crazy.<br />
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They’ll say he was a determined murderer who would have killed in any case.<br />
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But nobody will convince me that <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/09/justice/texas-shooting/index.html?hpt=hp_t2" target="_blank">this guy</a> could have easily slaughtered six people and critically wounded another if he hadn’t <i>had a fcking <b>gun</b></i>.<br />
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Yeah, I know: You can kill people with knives and hammers and andirons, and even with your own hands and feet… but all those things require you to get within arm’s reach of your intended victim; none of them can command a whole room full of people the way a handgun’s promise of instant death at a distance can.<br />
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We’re not talking about some CIA-trained assassin or movie ninja here; we’re talking about a disgruntled former delivery driver who decided to target the family members — children and grandparents among them — of his estranged wife. Four of the seven shooting victims — two adults and two teenagers — were old enough to have plausibly put up meaningful resistance, if he’d had to kill them hand to hand, and while he might still have done some damage, it’s doubtful he could’ve killed them all before they could subdue him or chase him away.<br />
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More to the point, it’s doubtful he would have even begun to act out his deadly rage without the sense of empowerment and impunity that comes with a gun.<br />
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Make no mistake: Guns were invented in the first place, and they continue to exist, because they make it vastly easier for <i>unskilled</i> killers to kill, and to do so in volume, and to do so at greatly reduced risk to themselves.<br />
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In my senior year of high school, I took introductory calculus, and it seemed almost like magic: A simple principle that made easy a whole class of problems that seemed impossible before I gained this new <i>tool</i>. The gun — specifically, the relatively cheap, widely available semiautomatic firearm — is a kind of calculus of killing: It makes easy something that would’ve seemed impossible – <i>unthinkable</i> in fact – to many of us, if we didn’t have that tool.<br />
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I know plenty of people who wave around studies ostensibly showing that more guns in circulation does not increase death rates, and I’m a big fan of following where the evidence leads, even when it leads to counterintuitive conclusions. But there’s a qualitative difference between <i>counterintuitive</i> and <i>absurd</i>. When your evidence “proves” something that’s patently absurd on its face, you need to think harder about where that evidence came from and how it was gathered.<br />
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I imagine almost all of us have had moments of murderous rage at some time in our lives. The more guns there are, and the more of us there are who can easily reach out and pick one up when our red hour comes, the more of us will be tempted to engage the calculus of death instead of counting to ten.Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-79082526608749219992014-06-25T17:27:00.000-04:002014-06-25T20:53:33.353-04:00The Nature of Our Cruelty<blockquote>
There always has been the cruelty of poverty and disease.
But there is something different abroad in the politics now, perhaps because we are in the middle of an era of scarcity and because we have invested ourselves in a timid culture of austerity and doubt. …we have politicians seriously arguing that those without health-care somehow are more free than the people who have turned to their government, their <i>self-government</i>, for help in this area. In the wake of a horrific outbreak of violence in a Connecticut elementary school, we have enacted gun laws now that make it easier to shoot our fellow citizens and not harder to do so. ... We are cheap. We are suspicious. We will shoot first, and we will do it with hearts grown cold and, yes, cruel.
We cheer for cruelty and say that we are asking for personal responsibility among those people who are not us, because <i><b>the people who are not us do not deserve the same benefits of the political commonwealth that we have.</b></i> [my <i><b>emphasis</b></i>]</blockquote>
Charlie Pierce calls out many species of cruelty in <a href="http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/Cruelty_In_Excelsis">this brilliant post</a>, but to me that last sentence says it all: The cruelty of our current politics is rooted in selfish, self-congratulatory privilege.
But, he declares, “It doesn’t have to be that way.” So says <a href="http://www.nps.gov/liho/historyculture/secondinaugural.htm">Lincoln</a>…
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“With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.” </blockquote>
…and so says <a href="http://www.jfklibrary.org/Research/Research-Aids/Ready-Reference/RFK-Speeches/Statement-on-the-Assassination-of-Martin-Luther-King.aspx">Robert F. Kennedy</a>:
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“And let's dedicate ourselves to what the Greeks wrote so many years ago: to tame the savageness of man and make gentle the life of this world.” </blockquote>
Ahh, but there’s the rub: Too many of us believe — are, in fact, desperately committed to the proposition — that the “gentle” life should accrue only to the virtuous (by an inevitably self-serving definition of that word), and that others <i>deserve</i> the savageness of their lives. But, as Pierce again says…
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The time for camouflage is over. Cruelty is cruelty. It should be recognized as a fundamental heresy against the political commonwealth and wrung out of all its institutions.</blockquote>
There. We have our mission.Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-35033506959368468172014-01-27T19:06:00.000-05:002014-01-27T19:06:22.959-05:00Will the Real Rand Paul Please STF Up?O, how I yearn for the days when (you should pardon the expression) Senator Rand Paul exits stage right from our national political discourse. <a href="http://nbcpolitics.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/26/22454671-paul-says-bill-clinton-predatory-behavior-undercuts-democrats-war-on-women-rhetoric?lite" target="_blank">These comments</a>, just the latest outrage from the artist whom <a href="http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/" target="_blank">Charlie Pierce</a> calls Senator Aqua Buddha, assert that President Bill Clinton’s sexual indiscretions with Monica Lewinski invalidate Democratic critiques of the Republican “War on Women.”<br />
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I’ll leave it to Senator Dick Durbin to remind everyone that Clinton’s misbehavior has already been “litigated in the public square for over a decade” (not to mention that it actually happened nearly two decades ago) and pass lightly over, with no substantive additional comment, the plausibly deniable character-assassination-by-association cum victim-blaming neatly wrapped up in Paul’s assertion that “[i]t’s not Hillary’s fault, but it is a factor in judging Bill Clinton in history…. Sometimes it’s hard to separate one from the other.”<br />
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No, I will stipulate for the sake of this argument that Bill Clinton was seriously flawed husband, and also at best a horndog and at worst a sexual harasser (though I’ll leave it to others to wonder if "sexual <i>predator</i>" might not be a bit of a stretch), because so stipulating lets us get right to the heart of my problem with this story: In claiming that Clinton’s (stipulated) bad behavior magically exonerates Republicans of any War on Women guilt, Rand conflates individual behavior with public policy principles… and that’s a <a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_mistake" target="_blank">category error</a> on the order of conflating weather with climate in discussing anthropogenic global climate change (and that never happens, eh?).<br />
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I don’t know of any Democrat or liberal who claims every man on “our side” has always personally behaved acceptably toward women. I’m equally sure that one or two Republicans and conservatives might be found whose personal behavior toward women is beyond reproach. But neither of those stipulations has the <i>cubed root of <a href="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fuck_all" target="_blank">fk all</a></i> to do with the War on Women, both because the individual, personal behavior of a member of a group <i>does not</i> determine the moral worth of the group as a whole <b>and</b> because the <i>things one does</i> and the <i>principles one advocates</i> are categorically different things.<br />
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When we Democrats talk about a Republican War on Women, we're not talking about individual Republicans mistreating their female staffers in some way that would make pointing and crying, "y'all do it too!" a relevant response; instead, we're talking about a coherent set of policy positions on a wide range of issues — abortion, contraception, pay equity, workplace discrimination, and sexual assault law, just to name a bare handful — that each and all tend to disproportionately harm women.<br />
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None of this is affected one tiny whit by what a horndog Democratic president did before this year's high school seniors were born. The only question is whether Rand Paul's comments were deliberately disingenuous or cluelessly illogical.<br />
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Perhaps both in equal measure?<br />
<br />Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-49870406352828068342014-01-15T18:32:00.000-05:002014-01-15T18:32:05.111-05:00Nothing Is Ever EnoughOn occasion, it may seem that I have nothing better to do with my little corner of <i>teh intertooooobz</i> than to promote <a href="http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/" target="_blank">the snark and wisdom of Charles P. Pierce</a>. Well, when he writes with <a href="http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/gun-shootings-011414" target="_blank">this sort of passion about our cultural fatal attraction to guns</a>, I can't apologize for helping spread his words. Writing about the latest <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/14/justice/new-mexico-school-shooting/?hpt=hp_t2" target="_blank">school shooting</a> (coincident in the news cycle with the <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/shot-tampa-bay-area-movie-theater-21517384" target="_blank">fatal shooting of a movie theatre patron</a> for the unforgivable sin of texting) from a hotel room off I-84 not far from Newtown, Pierce muses...<br />
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Nothing is ever enough. Nothing is ever sufficient. Nothing is ever a large enough killing ground for us to stand up against the power on the other side and point out, forcefully and permanently, that it is crazy to allow concealed weapons to be carried everywhere, and that the policy proposals of the people who have lost sons and daughters are valid and worthy of serious consideration, <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/top-post-columnist-calls-newtown-shooting-convenient-massacre-article-1.1578598" target="_blank">and not the contempt</a> of manicured butchers who get fat on death. There is a deep fog over the highway now, and Newtown is far from sight.</blockquote>
Crazy, indeed. Deep fog, indeed.<br />
Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-23168417931395356132014-01-14T14:24:00.001-05:002014-01-14T16:15:59.841-05:00Sex in Space (or in This Case, on Mars) Is Dangerous?<a href="http://mashable.com/2013/02/18/sex-on-mars/" target="_blank">This</a> is just the latest in a long legacy of sniggering stories about <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space" target="_blank">sex in space</a> that posits getting your extraterrestrial freak on might be dangerous or even (as this story asserts yet again) "life threatening." The occasion for this latest volley is the first round of cuts — from over 200,000 applicants to 1,058 aspirants — in the <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/mars-picks-1058-potential-astronauts-mission/story?id=21382119" target="_blank">Mars One screening process</a>, leading to the eventual selection of a crew of 6 to make a one-way trip to Mars, but the topic of off-Earth coitus is titillating enough to have spawned <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Space-Laura-S-Woodmansee/dp/1894959442" target="_blank">a whole book</a>, not to mention all of the giggling press pieces that bubble to the surface periodically, inevitably ranging from cautionary debunking ("it's not gonna be as hawt as you think") to outright fearmongering.<br />
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I find it depressing, and I think it's a symptom of the broad sex-negativity that still binds our culture, notwithstanding the ostensible sexual revolution of the last 50 years.<br />
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<a href="http://media.outsideonline.com/images/P358102-1-1_zero-g-spot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="143" src="http://media.outsideonline.com/images/P358102-1-1_zero-g-spot.jpg" width="200" /></a>The most important ways in which life beyond the surface of the Earth will differ are high radiation and different (generally lower) gravity forces. The former is clearly a challenge, and potentially life threatening... but it is in no sense specific to sexual activity. Sex in space is no more dangerous, based on radiation exposure alone, than any other aspect of life in space. As as for low gravity, well, it might pose some challenges in terms of actually making the sex occur — as <a href="http://www.nbcnews.com/id/14002908/#.UtWWnv1gLXR" target="_blank">this soberer-than-usual article by Alan Boyle</a> points out — but there's no reason to think it will make the sex <i>risky</i>.<br />
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No, when headlines breathlessly proclaim that outer-space sex is potentially "life threatening," what they really mean is that there's good reason to worry that pregnancy, childbirth, and early child development might not work well in low gravity. And we currently have no idea how much gravity is required to ensure that human procreation is safe, nor any real way to reliably find out.<br />
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This is a serious challenge; perhaps the single biggest obstacle to large-scale, long-term human settlement of space... <i>but it doesn't mean sex in space will kill you!</i><br />
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Thought we lived in enlightened times, when sexual pleasure had been decoupled from procreation? Yeah, maybe not so much. You'd think that people writing about human spaceflight would be forward-looking out-of-the-box thinkers, but apparently even to many of them, sex begins and ends at babymaking.<br />
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Personally, I suspect the positional/logistical hassles of zero gravity will prove easy to overcome for creatures with, you know, hands and arms to grasp with and brains to direct them (and if you doubt it, consider that astronauts train for zero gee underwater, and then Google "underwater porn"1). And on Mars, whose gravity is 1/3 that of Earth, my guess is that the lightness of being will prove the polar opposite of unbearable.<br />
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Despite <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/science/2000/feb/24/spaceexploration.internationalnews1" target="_blank">this story</a>, later debunked as a hoax, and despite the fact that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_married_couples_among_space_travelers" target="_blank">one married couple has flown in space together</a>, nobody has yet tried sexual intercourse in space, and claims that portions of a porn movie, <i>The Uranus Experiment, Part 2</i>, were filmed on an aircraft performing zero-gee parabolas (similar to NASA's "Vomit Comet") are hard to confirm, but my guess is that once Virgin Galactic or one of its competitors starts regular operations, it won't be long before some adventurous couple books a whole flight for just the two of them and po<br />
ps outer space's cherry.<br />
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My prediction is that, at least for space tourists, if not for later generations of permanent settlers, whatever practical challenges low/zero gravity poses will be overcome by the sense of novelty and adventure.<br />
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Certainly it's not going to <i>kill</i> anyone.Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-62587789049211537522014-01-09T16:34:00.001-05:002014-01-09T16:34:49.248-05:00Will No One Rid Me of this Meddlesome Mayor?Chris Christie’s… well, it really wasn’t much of a <i>mea culpa</i>, was it; more of a <i>theya’ culpa</i>… about the George Washington Bridge scandal <a href="http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/conclusions-from-chris-christie-scandal-010914" target="_blank">got all its due respect today from Charlie Pierce</a>. Christie is shocked, <i>shocked!</i> to learn that there was <i>politics</i> going on in his office, and has summarily cut ties with the culprits, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/09/chris-christie-bridge_n_4568969.html" target="_blank">firing his Deputy Chief of Staff Bridget Kelly and splitting with his former Campaign Manager Bill Stepien</a>, who had been in line to become the New Jersey GOP Chair and a key consultant for the Republican Governors’ Association. Christie seems to be punishing these miscreants not so much for ratfking (as Pierce would put it) the people of Fort Lee, NJ, as for being disloyal to <i>him</i>.<br /><br />Make no mistake: In his own mind, Chris Christie is the <i>victim</i> in this affair, and certainly not the perpetrator of any political dirty tricks! "I am who I am," Christie said at today’s press conference, striking a note somewhere between Popeye and <a href="http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/lacageauxfolles/iamwhatiam.htm" target="_blank"><i>La Cage aux Folles</i></a>, "but I am not a bully."<br /><br />Yeah, right.<br /><br />I’ve been telling everyone who would listen to me that Christie, whom even some of my more liberal friends admire for what seems like a Trumanesque bluntness of manner, was in reality just a bully. <a href="http://www.mediaite.com/tv/gov-chris-christie-evacuates-jersey-shore-get-the-hell-off-the-beach-youre-tan-enough/" target="_blank">His admonition, in advance of 2011’s Hurricane Irene</a> that New Jerseyites under evacuation orders should “[g]et the hell off the beach in Asbury Park and get out” would, in fact, have been admirably direct and pointed coming from many states' governors; from New Jersey, it sounded very much like Chris Christie being Chris Christie. This just happened to be a situation in which a bully’s natural instincts led him to say something that was arguably the right thing to say… but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t talking like a bully.<br /><br />On <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/podcast/msnbc-rachel-maddow-audio/id294055449?mt=2" target="_blank">the podcast of last night’s Rachel Maddow show</a>, I heard several different people say some version of “either he’s lying or he can’t control his staff.” Actually, they were neglecting a third possibility: that Christie is the sort of man whose staff would believe that political retaliation on his behalf goes without saying. That he need not even utter anything like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Becket#Assassination" target="_blank">“will no one rid me of this turbulent <span style="color: red;"><strike>priest</strike></span><span style="color: blue;"><u>mayor</u></span>?”</a> to deploy his henchmen, on whose hands alone the blood will remain and who can conveniently be denied and cashiered.<br /><br />And this we want in the White House?Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-33141917725018551092013-07-04T16:44:00.001-04:002013-07-04T16:44:44.645-04:00Shameless Blogwhoring: New Posts at Emerging FoodieSince I'm trying to restart both of my blogs, I thought a bit of cross-promotion wouldn't be out of order... so here are links to my recent new posts at <a href="http://emergingfoodiect.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><i>Emerging Foodie</i></a> about:<br />
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<li>Making <a href="http://emergingfoodiect.blogspot.com/2013/06/actual-cooking-chipotle-bacon-sweet.html" target="_blank">chipotle bacon sweet potato salad</a></li>
<li>Food-related <a href="http://emergingfoodiect.blogspot.com/2013/06/the-lazy-blogging-timewarp-happy-foodie.html" target="_blank">Father's Day gifts</a></li>
<li>Dining at <a href="http://emergingfoodiect.blogspot.com/2013/07/dining-out-miller-union-atlanta-ga.html" target="_blank">Miller Union restaurant</a> in Atlanta</li>
<li>Cooking <a href="http://emergingfoodiect.blogspot.com/2013/07/actual-cooking-farm-egg-baked-in-celery.html" target="_blank">one of my favorite dishes from Miller Union</a>.</li>
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Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-27588936380916122262013-07-04T12:09:00.000-04:002013-07-04T12:14:56.358-04:00What a (Weird and) Wonderful WorldDuring my morning perusal of the Book of Face, I noticed a link one of my (fellow) space-cadet friends had posted to a <a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2013/07/03/project_harp_a_giant_space_gun_in_barbados_is_now_abandoned.html?fb_ref=sm_fb_share_chunky_bottom" target="_blank"><i>Slate</i> story about the rusting ruins</a> of Canadian engineer <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Bull" target="_blank">Gerald Bull</a>'s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_HARP" target="_blank">High Altitude Research Project.</a>.. an effort to use huge artillery guns to fire satellites into space!<br />
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<a href="http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/atlas_obscura/2013/07/03/project_harp_a_giant_space_gun_in_barbados_is_now_abandoned/space%20gun.jpg.CROP.article920-large.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="131" src="http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/atlas_obscura/2013/07/03/project_harp_a_giant_space_gun_in_barbados_is_now_abandoned/space%20gun.jpg.CROP.article920-large.jpg" width="200" /></a>The <i>Slate</i> piece is just a few paragraphs and a couple of pictures of the abandoned guns, along with a map of how to hike to the site in Barbados. Interesting, but what caught my eye was the posted-by byline, which listed not a typical author's name, but instead "Atlas Obscura." In addition, the end of the article included several links to other stories on <a href="http://www.atlasobscura.com/" target="_blank"><i>Atlas Obscura</i></a>. Well, a name like that is just too intriguing not to check out, right? So I clicked.<br />
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<a href="http://assets.atlasobscura.com/assets/atlas-obscura-logo-b9a657cadff440af436284e0be4f9d44.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://assets.atlasobscura.com/assets/atlas-obscura-logo-b9a657cadff440af436284e0be4f9d44.png" /></a>As George Takei might say, "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4" target="_blank">Oh, my!<span id="goog_866587552"></span><span id="goog_866587553"></span></a>" <i>Atlas Obscura</i> turns out to be t<a href="http://www.atlasobscura.com/about-us" target="_blank">he self-proclaimed "definitive guide to the world's wondrous and curious places"</a>: a kind of encyclopedia of the weird, wonderful, and obscure spots on the globe. In addition to browsing the accumulated stories, you can search by category or proximity to a location (there were a surprising number of covered spots near me) or just click the <a href="http://www.atlasobscura.com/random" target="_blank">"Random Place"</a> link if you're feeling lucky. If you create an account, you can mark places that you've been to, or that you'd like to go to; you can give tips on places to be added; and you can edit existing entries.<br />
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In addition, the <a href="http://www.atlasobscura.com/events" target="_blank">Obscura Society</a> consists (apparently... I've just discovered this place this morning and am still sussing it out) of local volunteers who lead related field trips and other events. Indeed, if <i>Atlas Obscura</i> weren't going to be enough of an <i>Internet Timesink</i>™ on its own, a link on the <i>Events</i> page to <a href="http://www.atlasobscura.com/events/obscura-society-sf-salon-big-art-with-the-five-ton-crane" target="_blank">an Obscura Society San Francisco salon</a> led me to the website of the <a href="http://fivetoncrane.org/" target="_blank">Five Ton Crane arts collective</a>, the builders of (among many other cool things) the <a href="http://www.burningman.com/" target="_blank">Burning Man</a> project <a href="http://fivetoncrane.org/projects/the-raygun-gothic-rocketship-2/" target="_blank">Raygun Gothic Rocketship</a> (to bring us back around to things that appeal to space-cadets like me), and I think Five Ton Crane's site is going to turn out to be a nontrivial timesink, too!<br />
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<br />Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-76520156016468010912013-03-31T19:18:00.001-04:002013-03-31T19:18:33.771-04:00Not Like HollywoodWe've all seen great bar fight scenes in movies and TV: Somebody orders the wrong kind of drink or looks at the wrong woman the wrong way or says the wrong thing, and suddenly fists are flying, people are hitting each other with chairs and bottles and rolling around on the beer-soaked floor.<br />
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<a href="http://nightclubsecurityconsulting.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bar-fight1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="155" src="http://nightclubsecurityconsulting.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bar-fight1.jpg" width="200" /></a>How come nobody ends up dead in these brawls? Well, part of it is Hollywood magic, of course: Prop chairs and bottles and careful stunt choreography allow storytellers to create fights far more violent looking than could be squared, in real life, with the fact that everyone dusts off and walks away at the end.<br />
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But part of it might just be that, barring a few Westerns, these fights don't involve people pulling out guns and blazing away.<br />
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<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57577173/bar-brawl-leaves-3-dead-near-seattle/" target="_blank">Unlike real life</a>.<br />
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Three dead and one more in critical condition. Because... <i>why</i>? Why, again, do people need loaded concealed weapons in a bar? I always thought dart boards in bars were a bad idea — encouraging people who have been drinking to throw sharp objects around in a crowded room? — but <i>guns</i>?<br />
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Changing carry laws hasn't really been part of the national conversation we've been having about gun regulation in the wake of Newtown, Aurora, Tucson, etc. But maybe it should be, eh?Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-3956413947406269422013-03-28T17:32:00.000-04:002013-03-28T17:32:19.582-04:00The Swords-and-Knives DelusionIn the various arguments about gun control that I’ve had over the last several years, typically (and tragically) in response to the latest horrific mass shooting, one line of argument keeps recurring: Invariably, someone on the anti-regulation side of the argument makes the self-evidently (but trivially) true observation that there are other ways besides guns to kill people, followed by the assertion (self-evidently ludicrous, in my opinion, but oddly persistent nevertheless) that a determined killer can do just as much mayhem with other kinds of weapons – knives, swords, and other edged weapons are often specifically mentioned – as with semiautomatic rifles and pistols. Strange as it may seem to people who haven’t been involved in these sorts of arguments, I’ve had online acquaintances actually <i>brag</i> about their weapons training, and about how efficiently they could kill with knives, if they happened to be the sort of person interested in killing efficiently.<br /><br />Well, <a href="http://openchannel.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/28/17501282-investigators-adam-lanza-surrounded-by-weapons-at-home-attack-took-less-than-5-minutes?lite" target="_blank">new information emerging about Newtown, Connecticut, mass shooter Adam Lanza</a> suggests that he was, in fact, a determined killer who seems to have planned his attack well in advance, and that his personal arsenal of weapons included, in addition to a variety of guns and a large quantity of ammunition, numerous other weapons including “at least nine knives, three Samurai swords, … and a 7-foot, wood-handled pole with a blade on one side and a spear on the other.”<br /><br />And yet… when Adam Lanza left his home to go out on his killing spree, all of the weapons he took with him were guns, three of them semiautomatic, and when he entered Sandy Hook Elementary, the “tool” he used to slaughter 26 people in less than 5 minutes, using more than 150 bullets, was a military-style semiautomatic rifle fed by 30-round magazines. Despite other options at hand, and plenty of time to think it through, this “determined killer” chose a high-rate-of-fire, high-capacity firearm as his weapon of choice.<br /><br />Now, I obviously don’t want to suggest for even a picosecond that Adam Lanza was some kind of genius… but then, it doesn’t take a genius to know that this “blades are as good as bullets” version of the more general “guns don’t kill people…” argument is utter horseshit... <i>does it?</i>Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-81839809261061137332013-02-19T20:33:00.001-05:002013-02-19T20:56:22.561-05:00The Plural of Anecdote, Mindy McCready EditionI don’t generally follow either country music or
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_Rehab_with_Dr._Drew" target="_blank">celebrity addiction porn</a>, so the only reason I recognized the name Mindy McCready when
stories of her suicide hit the news this week was <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mindy_McCready#Roger_Clemens_affair" target="_blank">her tangential involvement in Roger Clemens’ life</a>, which came to light during his
trial(s) for allegedly lying to Congress about performance enhancing
drugs (which, in turn, I heard about because I'm a sports fan).<br />
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mindy_McCready#Death" target="_blank">McCready was found dead Sunday of a self-inflicted gunshot wound</a>, on the same spot at
her home on which her former boyfriend, David Wilson – the father of
one of her children – was found about a month ago, also dead of a
self-inflicted gunshot wound (<i>apparently</i>… the local sheriff’s department has opened an <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/384415/mindy-mccready-boyfriend-death-david-wilson-investigation-is-ongoing?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories" target="_blank">investigation into his death</a>).</div>
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Would
Wilson and McCready still be alive if there hadn’t been at least one
gun in that household? Maybe not: McCready’s life had been bedeviled by
abuse, addiction, and legal problems, and there are obviously other ways
– some of which McCready herself had previously tried – to commit
suicide… though there <i>is</i> a state-by-state <a href="http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/magazine/guns-and-suicide/" target="_blank">correlation between rates of gun ownership and suicide death rates</a>.</div>
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One thing, though, we can conclude reasonably certainly: If McCready had not had a gun, Wilson’s <a href="http://todayentertainment.today.com/_news/2013/02/19/17016936-mindy-mccready-also-shot-and-killed-boyfriends-dog?lite" target="_blank">dog would still be alive</a>.</div>
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Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-3386889931296486922013-02-14T23:42:00.000-05:002013-02-14T23:42:06.351-05:00Media MattersI’m predisposed to be skeptical of complaints –
from either side of the aisle – about the “mainstream” (or “beltway” or
“corporate” or “lamestream”) media, but <a href="http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/13/16950285-obama-state-of-the-union-lands-with-a-thud-in-congress?lite" target="_blank">this story</a> has me scratching my
head. Under the headline “Obama State of the Union lands with a thud in
Congress” and beginning with the line, “That went nowhere fast,” NBC
News’ <i>First Read</i> ostensibly reports on Congress’ reaction to
President Obama’s Tuesday night address, but in fact reads more like a
Mitch McConnell campaign mailer. Remind me again what McConnell’s
position is within the Senate leadership? Oh, right: <b><i>Minority</i></b>
Leader. The article is almost entirely devoted to McConnell’s
(absolutely unsurprising) outright rejection of the proposals the
president advanced in his speech, along with some backup singing from
Speaker of the House John Boehner. Only one Democratic member of
Congress – California’s Maxine Waters – is even mentioned, and she’s
given a <i>two-word</i> quote presented so without context that it’s unclear whether she’s responding to Boehner or the president.<br />
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It’s perfectly legitimate to report on Republican leaders’ reactions to the speech; it is <b><i>not</i></b>
legitimate to present their reactions as the reaction of Congress as a
whole, silently writing off nearly half of the House and the <i>majority</i>
of the Senate. It is also not legitimate to suggest that the speech –
which was popular with the public, and with Democratic and liberal
commentators and opinion leaders, and (most relevantly to this story)
with Democratic members of Congress – was a failure merely because the
president’s two most predictable (not to say <i>kneejerk</i>) critics didn’t like it.</div>
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would also be perfectly legitimate to present some analysis of the
president’s proposals chances of being enacted by this Congress, which
are admittedly slim for many of the specific ideas… but the article
doesn’t do that, either: All it really does is give two partisans a
podium from which to attack the president. That may be something, but
it’s not reporting the news.</div>
Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-47587416501518769522013-01-31T19:43:00.001-05:002013-01-31T19:43:35.362-05:00The Plural of "Anecdote" May Not Be "Data"...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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...but sometimes it <i>is</i> "heartbreak." I'm not going to make a big essay out of <a href="http://todaynews.today.com/_news/2013/01/31/16790358-friend-slain-chicago-teen-said-i-think-i-got-shot-then-she-just-fell?lite" target="_blank">this story</a> — I just don't have the heart for that tonight — but nobody will convince me that Hadiya Pendleton's tragic and senseless death couldn't have been avoided if we just <i>didn't have so many damned loaded guns floating around in public</i>!Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-43829448656887552822013-01-30T20:29:00.000-05:002013-01-30T20:29:33.571-05:00This Is How Weird the World Is These DaysWhen I read about <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Judd" target="_blank">a famous and beautiful actress</a>...<br />
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...and her famous (and
beautiful, I imagine, if I were inclined to think about men that way)
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dario_Franchitti" target="_blank">race car driver husband</a>...<br />
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...<a href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/50633796/ns/sports-motor_sports/" target="_blank">getting divorced</a>, my first thought is about whether this will hurt her chances of <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-34222_162-57565131-10391739/ashley-judd-taking-a-close-look-at-senate-bid/" target="_blank">getting elected to the U.S. Senate!</a><br />
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It's a funny ol' world, innit? <br />
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Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-1475620766190456562013-01-30T19:20:00.000-05:002013-01-31T19:48:11.744-05:00This Is What I've Been Talking AboutHow would <a href="http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/30/16772661-man-plagued-by-prostate-problems-allegedly-guns-down-urologist?lite" target="_blank">this story</a> have ended if Stanwood Elkus had not had a handgun? If he had not been so easily able to walk into his doctor's office with death hidden in his pocket... death he could deploy at a moment's thought (or <i>lack</i> of thought), with the most minimal of effort? If he had not had the means to so casually turn his otherwise ordinary anger into murderous violence?<br />
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If he hadn't had a gun, might Elkus have "lain in wait" for for his urologist, Dr. Ronald Franklin, with only his fists, or with a knife, or (as a retired barber) with a straight razor or a pair of shears? Perhaps. But there's no saying Elkus could've succeeded in doing much harm in hand-to-hand combat with a man nearly a quarter century younger even if he had.<br />
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More to the point, there's no saying he'd have had the stomach for <i>hand-to-hand combat </i>in the first place. My bet is that, without a gun in the room, this dispute would have been a shouting match or a lawsuit, instead of violence of any kind. It's impossible for me to know whether Elkus had a legitimate gripe with Franklin... but even the most legitimate imaginable <i>gripe</i> certainly wasn't a death-penalty crime.<br />
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This reminds me of the <a href="http://myspleenwelcome.blogspot.com/2012/12/why-is-this-controversial.html" target="_blank">Jovan Belcher/Kasandra Perkins murder-suicide story</a>: For all the talk that stricter gun laws won't affect determined criminals (as an aside, I disagree, but that's an argument for a different post), the most disheartening stories are those of people like Belcher and Elkus, who are probably not criminals, determined or otherwise, but likely just flawed people too weak to deal appropriately with their own anger and despair. This is <i><b>absolutely</b></i> not to exonerate them for their actions, but....<br />
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Guns empower the weak, and they make killing easy, quick, and remote. Those are the things guns were <i>invented</i> to do; they're the reasons people <i>want</i> guns to begin with. But by the same token, guns empower us in our weakest moments, and make it quick and easy to kill — others or ourselves or both — before we get over them.<br />
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The deranged spree killers, terrifying as they are, don't scare me nearly as much as the "regular person" next door, or in the next chair in the waiting room, or across the aisle on the metro, who's having a bad day... and also has a gun. Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-8870201311001064832013-01-30T01:40:00.000-05:002013-01-30T20:45:26.255-05:00You Keep Using That Word; I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="189" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OHVjs4aobqs#t=00m07s" width="336"></iframe><br />
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The word I’m thinking of is “security.”<br />
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can only have been a concern for — or should I say, a hypersensitivity
to — security that last week made <a href="http://www.nbcnews.com/travel/travelkit/princess-bride-loving-flier-hassled-over-inigo-montoya-t-shirt-1C8088359#" target="_blank">a fellow Quantas Airways passenger perceive an actual threat</a> in
Wynand Mullins’ t-shirt bearing the famous<i> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/" target="_blank">The Princess Bride</a></i><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>quotation:</div>
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suppose it’s not too hard to imagine someone not recognizing the quote,
even though it’s from a much- beloved comedy and has been in
circulation for over a quarter century; what<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><i>is</i><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>hard
to imagine is that a passenger could think the line, printed on a shirt
in the form of the ubiquitous “Hello, My Name Is…” sticker/badge, could
possibly be a true threat, merely because it contains the word<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><i>die</i>.
Even presuming the passenger wasn’t aware that it was a movie quote,
didn’t the flight attendant who took the complaint know that? Did the
complaining passenger think this “threat,” proudly emblazoned on
Mullins’ chest, had been missed or ignored by the security personnel,
gate agents, and flight crew that Mullins had passed on the way to his
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This
ultimately turned into a <i>no-harm/no-foul</i> situation — Mullins wasn’t
bothered further after he explained the line to the flight attendant and
said he didn’t have another shirt to change into — and it would be easy
to write it off as a cute little human interest story. But when I hear
stories like this, I find myself thinking about the peculiar ways we
understand risk and seek security. One of my favorite audiobooks is
Daniel Gardner’s <a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Science-Fear-Things-Ourselves/dp/B002JKWCMI/ref=tmm_aud_title_0" target="_blank"><i>The Science of Fear: How the Culture of Fear Manipulates Your Brain</i></a>. Leaning heavily on the pioneering work of
cognitive scientists <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Kahneman" target="_blank">Daniel Kahneman</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amos_Tversky" target="_blank">Amos Tversky</a>, Gardner
exposes our tendency to misperceive and misunderstand risks, often leading us to"fix" things that are not problems (or at least, not statistically likely to be significant problems) while blissfully ignoring genuine threats.<br />
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Thus the absurdity of forcing old folks and small children to half disrobe before boarding an airplane, or of school <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_tolerance_%28schools%29" target="_blank"><i>zero tolerance</i></a> policies that punish children for "weapons" that are actually simple tools and "drugs" that in fact are innocent (and parentally approved) over-the-counter remedies.¹<br />
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As we embark on the shared cultural problem of responding meaningfully to the tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, CT, I fear we'll make the same kind of mistakes, turning our schools into locked-down prisons, at a steep cost to their intended primary role, while doing nothing to alter the sea of guns they head out into when they leave for home. Events like Newtown always prompt calls for more school security, in the form of locked doors, closed campuses, armed guards, and the like, and it's hard to argue against "tighter security in our schools"... but I can't help wondering if students aren't more at risk from the conversion of an open learning environment into a tense and guarded fortification than they are from actual murderers. <a href="http://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/youthviolence/schoolviolence/data_stats.html" target="_blank">As the Centers for Disease Control put it</a>:<br />
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dramatic increases in school-related violence, national surveys
consistently find that school-associated homicides have stayed
essentially stable or even decreased slightly over time.<br />
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According to the CDC’s <i>School Associated Violent Death Study</i>, less
than 1 percent of all homicides among school-age children happen on
school grounds or on the way to and from school. <i><b>So the vast majority
of students will never experience lethal violence at school</b></i>. [<i><b>emphasis</b></i> added]</blockquote>
Horrific as they are, school shootings and spree killings are rare. What's not rare, in the U.S. at least, is a loaded gun in a nightstand, a cabinet, a car glovebox, or a coat pocket. Are we going to, once again, focus on emotionally satisfying "fixes" to illusory problems while blithely ignoring the more pedestrian, but much more present and deadly, real threat?<br />
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<i>Inconceivable!</i><br />
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Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-71176179220718730282013-01-29T22:54:00.000-05:002013-01-29T22:54:01.537-05:00Lindsey Graham's Big Day of CrazySo many of his fellow Republicans have moved so far to the right in recent years that it would be easy to think of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsey_Graham" target="_blank">Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC)</a> as quaintly moderate by comparison. Indeed, Graham is a member of the bipartisan "Gang of Eight" senators who yesterday released a set of <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/28/immigration-reform-senate_n_2568279.html" target="_blank">proposals for comprehensive immigration reform</a>.<br />
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Well, today Graham seemed almost frantic to remind to reestablish his wingnut credentials. Perhaps panicked by early reports that <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/details-obama-senate-immigration-proposals-18347363" target="_blank">the president's proposals, announced today, would largely mirror the Senate plan</a>, Graham was at pains to preemptively find something to criticize, lest he find himself where no Republican ever wants to be: in agreement with Barack Obama... even when the agreement is in support of the Republican's own proposal. <br />
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Reacting to leaks, confirmed by White House spokesperson Jay Carney, that the president would support inclusion of same-sex couples in his immigration reform plan, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/29/lindsey-graham-immigration-reform_n_2575247.html" target="_blank">Graham was quick to declare it a mistake, intimating that it would doom the bill among Republicans</a>. Incredulously, Graham declared "Why don't we just put legalized abortion in there and round it all out?"<br />
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Well, here's the thing, Senator: Marriage equality is supported by more Americans than oppose it, and is the law in an increasing number of states (including four that affirmed marriage equality at the ballot box in our most recent election). Furthermore, the federal Defense of Marriage Act — the only legal basis for discrimination against same-sex couples —<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_of_Marriage_Act#Challenges_in_federal_court" target="_blank">has been ruled unconstitutional multiple times in federal court</a>, and <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/23/obama-doma-unconstitutional_n_827134.html" target="_blank">the administration is on record as agreeing with that determination</a>. By the time any immigration reform could take effect, inclusion of a provision on same-sex couples may well be moot, because by then it might be settled law that discrimination against them is unconstitutional.<br />
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Oh, and as for that outburst about abortion? Sen. Graham may have missed the memo, but abortion is <i>already legal</i> in this country (despite his party's best efforts), and doesn't need to be "legalized" for anyone, including immigrants. Got it?<br />
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Seems like a good day's work on Graham's part reestablishing his street cred as a mean-spirited right winger, eh? But nobody could accuse him of half-measures, as it turned out he was just getting started: Commenting on outgoing Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's senate testimony regarding the fatal attack on the U.S. mission in Benghazi, Libya, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/29/lindsey-graham-hillary-clinton_n_2574701.html?utm_hp_ref=politics" target="_blank">Graham told Fox News' Greta Van Susteren</a> that "Hillary Clinton <i>got away with murder</i>, in my view. [<i>emphasis</i> mine]"<br />
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Personally, I'm outraged by the way Republicans have appropriated the Benghazi tragedy for political advantage, beginning while the rubble was almost literally still smoking, but what went wrong there is clearly a fair subject for investigation. What is <i>not</i> fair — is, in fact, far beyond the pale — is the right's intimations of ulterior political motives and personal malfeasance, for which no evidence has been (or will ever be, in my judgment) produced.<br />
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Surely there were endemic organizational and operational failures, for which Clinton bears (and has without question accepted) "captain of the ship" responsibility, as the executive leader of the State Department. But <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=6&cad=rja&ved=0CFIQFjAF&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.state.gov%2Fdocuments%2Forganization%2F202446.pdf&ei=-48IUe-FHeuB0AHS9IC4AQ&usg=AFQjCNFmTSACZDZKVkEd7FWkv11GRbmW0A&bvm=bv.41642243,d.dmQ" target="_blank">the independent panel on the attack</a> "...did not find reasonable cause to determine that any individual U.S. government employee breached his or her duty." In particular, one finding was that among the operational problems was the failure of proactive communication of the threat to Washington... which is to say, to Clinton. In other words, she was <i>responsible</i>, but not <i>to blame</i>.<br />
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But that conclusion is arguable. What is not arguable is the nastiness of Graham's choice of words. Disputing the kind and degree of responsibility Clinton bears is fair enough; what is decidedly not fair is saying that the Secretary of State of the United States "got away with murder" in reference to <i>an actual <b>murder</b></i>. It's a scandalous way to talk, unless you have grounds to make it an actual accusation... which, of course, nobody does in this case.<br />
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Further, Graham is too cunning (I hesitate to grace him with the term <i>smart</i>) not to realize that he was dogwhistling to certain devotees of aluminum haberdashery who have long thought Hillary Clinton was a <i>literal</i> murderer, rather than the smart, dedicated public servant most of us in the rational community understand her to be.<br />
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That Senator Graham would attack a star of the current Democratic administration, who is also quite possibly the future leader of the next Democratic administration, is hardly surprising; that he should attack her in such base, slanderous terms, and should "shout out" to the lunatic wing of his own party is... well, that's actually not too surprising, either, is it? I almost forgot.<br />
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Thanks for reminding me, Senator.Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-724626789108123402013-01-19T23:35:00.000-05:002013-01-19T23:35:32.362-05:00You Say That Like It's a BAD ThingThis week the leadership of the National Rifle Association <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/nra-obama-gun-control_n_2489693.html" target="_blank">reacted</a> to President Obama’s announcement of <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/obama-gun-control-proposals_n_2486919.html" target="_blank">planned legislative initiatives</a> and <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/obama-executive-actions-_n_2488490.html" target="_blank">executive actions</a> regarding gun law reform by accusing him of “attacking firearms and ignoring children.”<br />
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And, the problem with that is… <i>what, exactly</i>?<br />
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I’m not advocating “ignoring children” in the abstract, of course, but let’s think about this for a minute: We’re having this conversation at this moment in history, to be sure, because of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Hook_Elementary_School_shooting" target="_blank">tragic mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Connecticut</a>, which feels specially urgent and painful in large part because so many of the victims were very young children. But the conversation we’re having – or that we <i>should be</i> having, at least in my opinion – isn’t really about gun violence against children, nor about school shootings, nor about mass shootings, because all of those are really just overlapping subsets of the broader, more fundamental problem we need to solve, which is <i>gun violence</i>.<br />
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<b><i>Period</i></b>.<br />
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I feel frustrated and conflicted when I hear people address the aftermath of Newtown by calling for reforms in school campus safety or addressing deficiencies in mental health care: Both are serious, important subjects in their own right, and the latter (at least) is a vital and urgent need on simple human grounds, even before you begin considering the potential for the mentally ill to commit violence… but solving either or both of these problems still won’t solve gun violence. The safest schools in the world won’t stop shootings in theaters or at public meetings or at fire-rescue scenes, nor, for that matter, in people’s cars, yards, living rooms, or bedrooms; the best mental health care in the world won’t stop sane people from shooting because they’re angry or drunk or scared or confused.<br />
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Guns are such a given in our culture that it takes a(n allegedly) mentally ill person killing children to create (however briefly) a political climate in which we can even talk about guns, but now that we’re in that climate, we should <i>talk about <b>guns</b></i>. The real crisis at hand is only obliquely about children or the mentally ill; it is entirely, squarely, about guns!<br />
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I don’t actually agree with the NRA that the president is “attacking firearms,” by the way, but to the extent that he’s “attacking <i>[public policy around]</i> firearms,” that’s <i>exactly</i> what he should be doing. More specifically, we all need to be “attacking” the ease and suddenness with which so many of us can fire bullets – too often vast numbers of them – at others of us.<br />
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It’s not even really about the numbers of guns in U.S. society: As my more conservative friends are quick to remind me, there are countries – Switzerland is a favorite example – with relatively high rates of gun possession that nevertheless have low rates of gun violence. This is true, as far as it goes, but what those countries also have are rigorous systems of registration and licensing, well trained gun owners, and strict regulation of the conditions under which those owners can store, transport, carry, use, or acquire ammunition for their guns. If American gun advocates would agree to Swiss levels of regulation, I’d be willing to consider Swiss levels of gun ownership.<br />
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Instead, in U.S. society, we have not just high levels of gun ownership, but high levels of casual gun ownership by people with no particular training in gun law, gun safety, or shooting; we have easy over-the-counter retail access to ammunition in massive bulk quantities (stroll through the <a href="http://www.cabelas.com/ammunition-bulk-ammunition-1.shtml" target="_blank">ammunition section of a Cabela’s store</a> if you don’t think so); and we have almost no impediments to easy, quick access to loaded, ready-to-fire firearms in the heat of the moment.<br />
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That last is probably considered a <i>Feature, Not a Bug</i>™ by gun advocates – “Of course I need to carry a loaded gun, or keep one in my nightstand drawer; how else can I depend on it for self defense?” – but instances of legitimate self-defense uses of firearms are about as rare as mass shootings.<br />
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What isn’t rare, sadly, is the use of guns in against family members or intimate partners, nor is the use of guns in other sorts of interpersonal disputes or unpremeditated crimes or suicides or, perhaps most tragically, accidental or unintended shootings. And none of this even takes into account all the times a gun is used to threaten, intimidate, or coerce without ever being fired.<br />
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The extensive and perversely quasi-military preparation demonstrated by some recent mass shooters drives home the point that mass shootings are premeditated events, so new restrictions on military-style weapons and high capacity magazines, which could hinder shooters' ability to plan and provision a military-style attack, might well do some good in preventing them or lessening their impact.<br />
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But far more often, gun violence is not premeditated, and springs instead from the ease with which people can lay hands on a firearm in their worst moments of fear and rage and despair and weakness. Too much of gun violence is about <i>the gun itself</i> elevating bad moments to violent moments, or elevating violent moments to lethal ones… and banning big magazines and guns with flash suppressors won’t fix that. We need more.<br />
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I support essentially all of the president’s proposals, but presidents are constrained by political realism in ways that mere bloggers are not, so let me take a stab at what I think we really need:<br />
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<li>A ban on private ownership of any weapon or combination of weapon and magazine capable of firing more than 8 shots without reloading (which allows for existing 8-shot revolvers), with limited exceptions for weapons permanently stored at a licensed shooting range and never removed from those premises.</li>
<li>Mandatory personal licensing for gun purchasers, with, at a minimum, the requirement to pass a written test on the basics of gun law and safety (i.e., similar in scope and detail to tests commonly required for a driver’s license).</li>
<li>Universal background checks for <i>all</i> gun license applicants, to screen out felons, individuals identified as terrorists, and those with a history of mental illness associated with violence (note that I do not think all mental illness should be automatically disqualifying; we need to be careful not to unnecessarily stigmatize the mentally ill, nor to infringe on their rights beyond what is strictly required by compelling public safety concerns).</li>
<li>Registration of <i>every</i> firearm purchase, whether at retail or in a private sale, at the seller’s responsibility, including the name and residence (or place of business) of both buyer and seller and certification that the buyer is licensed to purchase a firearm.</li>
<li>Similar registration of every purchase of more than 50 total rounds of ammunition at a time, whether at retail or in a private sale.</li>
<li>A requirement that guns be stored, unloaded, in a locked enclosure when not in use, and that ammunition be stored in a separate locked enclosure.</li>
<li>Strict responsibility on the part of gun owners to know where their guns are at all times, and to keep them out of the hands of others, except under the direct supervision of the personal owner.</li>
<li>The obligation to report the loss or theft of a registered firearm in a timely fashion (i.e., within a legally specified time measured in hours or days, rather than weeks or months), with failure to do so resulting in loss of license and potential criminal liability for any crimes committed with unreported lost or stolen guns (penalties proportional to the severity of the crime).</li>
<li>No right to carry a weapon in public, whether open or concealed, except when legally hunting; exceptions limited to law enforcement, military personnel, and specially licensed security professionals as directly required by the performance of their duties (e.g., just being a cop doesn’t mean you can automatically carry when off duty).</li>
<li>A requirement that weapons being transported (e.g., between home and shooting range or hunting location) are unloaded and locked, with ammunition stored separately in a locked container.</li>
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I anticipate the hair-on-fire responses: How can we stockpile firepower as a bulwark against tyranny? And how can we have our guns at the ready to defend our homes and families?<br />
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Well, you <i>can't</i>. But the first — the notion that it's feasible to take on the might of a modern nation-state with personal arms — is nothing but a gun fan<span style="color: red;"><strike>boy</strike></span><span style="color: blue;"><u>person</u></span>'s wet dream, anyway, no matter how many times they <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/21/red-dawn-review-remake-ridiculous_n_2170207.html" target="_blank">remake</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087985/" target="_blank"><i>Red Dawn</i></a>. And there's every reason to think personal gun use for self-defense is both <a href="http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/hicrc/firearms-research/gun-threats-and-self-defense-gun-use-2/" target="_blank">rarer than advocates would have you believe and usually illegal or undesirable when it does happen</a>.<br />
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What my proposals do, collectively, is ensure that nobody can simply grab a gun and start shooting without training, purpose, or forethought; that society has a fighting chance to keep guns out of the hands of those whose history demonstrates they can't be trusted with them; and that when guns are diverted from their known, legal owners, we at least know they're missing. I'm suggesting that gun sellers ought to be held responsible for knowing who they're selling do, and that gun owners ought to be held responsible for knowing where their guns are and what they can, may, and should do with them. Anybody got a problem with that?<br />
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What my proposals do <i><b>not</b></i> do is ban any guns by type (as long as you can't fire more than 8 shots, and can only do that at a range or similar, I don't much care how many times you have to pull the trigger or what the gun looks like), or <i>confiscate</i> any guns, or prevent any law-abiding "sportsman" from owning guns for hunting, shooting sports, or collecting (though collectors of functional guns might need to invest in locking display cases).<br />
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Our streets ought not be free-fire zones, anymore than our schools or our movie theaters or our military bases or our houses of worship should be. Not for the "bad guys," but not for the (nonprofessional) "good guys," either: Flying bullets don't become any less lethal as a result of the virtue or good intentions of the people who fire them.<br />
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If you think saying all this means you think I'm "attacking firearms," I guess I'm doing so proudly. <br />
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Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-59226944761026391852012-12-06T19:03:00.001-05:002012-12-06T19:03:52.770-05:00More On Costas and GunsI’ve been thinking of posting more, to follow up on <a href="http://myspleenwelcome.blogspot.com/2012/12/why-is-this-controversial.html" target="_blank">my earlier post</a>, about the kerfuffle over Bob Costas’ comments Sunday night regarding the Jovan Belcher/Kasandra Perkins murder/suicide case, and about this country’s gun culture, but <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/will-bunch/bob-costas-jovan-belcher-guns_b_2234732.html?utm_hp_ref=media" target="_blank">Will Bunch’s <i>HuffPo</i> blog post</a> is more worth your time than anything I might write. The money quote:<br /><br />
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Look, I'm a politics fanatic and a sports fanatic — and I don't want to see stark political commentary become a regular halftime feature. But every once in [a] while, there is something that that, in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Savio#.22Bodies_upon_the_gears.22_speech" target="_blank">[Mario] Savio's words</a>, makes you so sick at heart that exercising your right to free speech — in a place and at a time that will shock some people, to wake them out of their slumber — isn't just brave, but it is absolutely necessary.<br /><br />Bob Costas threw himself on the gears Sunday night, even as the me-too machine of “popular" opinion chewed him up. It was absolutely the right thing to do.</blockquote>
Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-5548611966778617162012-12-04T22:48:00.000-05:002012-12-04T22:48:22.364-05:00Why Is This Controversial?Yesterday, in my regular perambulation around <i>Teh Intertooooobz</i>™, I came across <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/bob-costas-gun-control-jovan-belcher_n_2229496.html#slide=1829620" target="_blank">this <i>HuffPo</i> article</a> presenting Bob Costas' Sunday Night Football comments about <a href="http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/03/15650233-details-in-belcher-murder-suicide-emerge-as-families-grieve?lite" target="_blank">the tragic story of Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher's murder of his girlfriend and subsequent suicide</a>. Costas anticipates the inevitable "mindless cliche" that a story like this "really puts it all in perspective," and quotes/paraphrases <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/jovan-belcher-kansas-city-chiefs-murder-suicide-tragedy-girlfriend-self-leave-orphan-daughter-why-still-playing-sunday-120112" target="_blank">Fox Sports analyst Jason Whitlock's column on the story</a>, which says, in part:<br />
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Our current gun culture simply ensures that more and more domestic
disputes will end in the ultimate tragedy, and that more
convenience-store confrontations over loud music coming from a car will
leave more teenage boys bloodied and dead.<br />
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.... What I
believe is, if [Belcher] didn’t possess/own a gun, he and Kasandra Perkins
would both be alive today.</blockquote>
Costas' comments were variously described as "controversial" and as generating a "firestorm of reaction," and the HuffPo article includes a slideshow of tweets in response. In the face of the controversy, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2012/12/04/bob-costas-backtracks-on-gun-remarks/" target="_blank">Costas has now said his comments were "a mistake" (though he certainly did not apologize for his stand on gun culture)</a>, but I wish he hadn't: While it's true that a 90-second spot during a football broadcast is not enough time for a nuanced discussion of complex issues, even <i>starting</i> the conversation was valuable, and the outrage of people who don't think "politics" belongs on a sports broadcast is a <i>Feature, Not a Bug</i>©!<br />
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My question is, why in the hell is any of this controversial? How can anyone doubt that the gun culture in this country makes us less safe? Or that, like countless other victims of domestic and interpersonal violence, Kasandra Perkins and Jovan Belcher would likely still be alive if a gun hadn't been easy to hand?<br />
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Certainly the issues around gun culture, and what to do about it, are complex, as Costas says, but I want to focus on one of the tweets featured in <i>HuffPo</i>, from Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelce (<a href="https://twitter.com/Jkelce" target="_blank">@jkelce</a>):<br />
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Does Bob Costas know that people are murdered everyday by means other
than gunshots? Removing guns will not stop psychos from killing people
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Some variation of this argument <i>always</i> comes up whenever there's been a shooting that results in public conversation about guns, and it's <i>always</i> transparent bat crap. <i>Of course</i> there are other ways to kill people besides guns, but so what? Guns make it <i>vastly easier to</i> kill people, and to do so quicker, from a greater distance, and with less exposure to personal risk: <b><i>That's the whole frickin' reason they exist!!</i></b><br />
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For those gun advocates who eagerly declare that guns aren't really required to do all sorts of mayhem, let me just ask: If that's so, why are you so scared that somebody might take away <i>your</i> guns? Surely you can do the things you need them for — defend your home and family from crime, repel tyrants, hunt elk, whatever — just as easily with a pocketknife or a fireplace poker, right? After all, what's good enough for "psychos" ought to be good enough for <i>heroes</i>, too, oughtn't it?<br />
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It's ridiculous.<br />
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Could Belcher have beaten Kasandra Perkins to death, or stabbed her, or run her over with his car? Sure. But he couldn't have done <i>any</i> of those things with a single, instantaneous, thoughtless twitch of <i>one finger</i>. And he could have <i>started</i> to do any of those things and still had a chance to <i>stop himself</i> before it was too late.<br />
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A determined killer will, I agree, find some way to kill, gun or no. But from all we can tell, this is not a story about a determined killer: It's a story about a young man who got angry with his girlfriend. It's a story about an argument that, in all likelihood, only turned lethal because Jovan Belcher happened to have lethal force <i>literally <b>at his fingertips</b></i>. Jason Kelce may think it's a "MORONIC statement" for Whitlock to say, and Costas to repeat, that Belcher and Perkins would be alive if there hadn't been a handgun in the picture; I think it's stone cold truth.<br />
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How many other arguments have turned deadly in just the same way, because a gun happened to be nearby? How many petty crimes turned to murder? How many accidents and misunderstandings have led straight to the grave because a gun was involved? And when we <i>are</i> talking about "psychos," how much greater the body count because they have one or two or four or six guns than if they had knives or swords or clubs instead?<br />
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I don't hate guns categorically, or want to ban them (or think banning them would be politically possible even if I did want to), but <i>please</i>, for the love of all that's holy, can we <i><b>stop</b></i> pretending our gun culture doesn't make us less safe? Can we at least <i>try</i> to have a much-needed discussion about this topic with some semblance of sanity?Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-75766248708531239832012-11-29T21:44:00.000-05:002012-11-29T21:47:40.523-05:00No, You Don't SuckA Facebook friend of mine — a classmate throughout grade school and high school (one of many with whom I have reconnected through the magic of <i>teh intertooooobz</i>™ in recent years) — today posted a link to <a href="http://www.withoutjesusisuck.com/" target="_blank">this website</a>, not to promote it, but to cast a critical eye on its products: T-shirts (and hoodies and sweatshirts and wristbands... but as far as I can tell, not coffee mugs or tote bags) emblazoned with the words <i><b>Without Jesus I Suck!</b></i><br />
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<i>Reaaally, now...?!?</i><br />
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The comments to my friend's post seemed mostly to be reactions to the crassness and vulgarity of the phrase, and to its embedded potential for sexual innuendo, but one commenter cut through all that: Citing the doctrine of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_depravity" target="_blank"><i>total depravity</i></a>, he opined that the people wearing the shirt were mistaken; that <i>even with</i> Jesus, they <i>still</i> suck!<br />
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I beg to disagree. In fact, I <i>utterly reject</i> any notion that humans — with or without Jesus — <i><b>suck</b></i>. <br />
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I'm not a theologian, of course, and I make no pretense of understanding the technical details of argument between the differing versions of this doctrine. But notion that we are all inherently depraved... <i>wicked</i>, in fact... and inherently powerless to be anything else strike me as a sort of mass cultural psychopathology, regardless of who may think it's good theology. It is nothing less than a broadly shared self-loathing, and there's no way it can be the basis for humans living together in anything like harmony or justice.<br />
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Indeed, I think (though my wife believes I overplay this, and it's quite likely she's at least partly right) that this idea of the innate corruption of humanity... indeed of everything in what John Donne called out as the "dull <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sublunary" target="_blank">sublunary</a>" sphere of human existence... lies subtly, almost invisibly, at the root of a large number of our social problems: It is, I think, part of why we undervalue, if not outright demonize, physical pleasure and behaviors that are focused on pleasure; it is part of why we celebrate toil and hardship and suffering, not only because of good things that toil and forbearance in the face of hardship and suffering can enable, but also for its sheer, punishing difficulty; it is, more importantly, part of how ostensibly loving, compassionate, godfearing people can so easily discount others' suffering in the public sphere.<br />
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A world populated by people who believe we, <i>by our very nature</i>, <b>do not</b> deserve pleasure and <b>do</b> deserve pain and hardship and punishment will, not entirely surprisingly, be a world full of pleasure dulled by shame, in which unnecessary hardships are viewed, perversely, as just.<br />
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And <i>that</i> sucks.<br />
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Myself, I have a different view. There are plenty of individuals, of course, who could fairly be said to "suck," based on their personal behavior... but humanity as a whole? By its <i>inherent nature</i>? No, I'm sorry: I hold not with Augustine or Luther, but with Shakespeare. I said the link that spurred these thoughts was posted by an old high school classmate, and I recall the quote I placed in my senior class yearbook, from <a href="http://www.enotes.com/shakespeare-quotes/what-piece-work-man" target="_blank"><i>Hamlet</i></a> (though admittedly I first encountered it in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fstxNFdQWZQ" target="_blank"><i>Hair</i></a>):<br />
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What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how<br />
infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and<br />
admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how
like<br />
a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals....</blockquote>
I believe human life is not innately depraved, but innately valuable and noble. I believe that the founders placed the <i>pursuit of happiness</i> aside, and equal to, <i>life</i> and <i>liberty</i> for a reason. I believe that happiness itself is the purpose of life, and that we should pursue it — including physical pleasure — without shame or regret. I believe that toil and suffering are noble only to the extent that they enable noble ends; they are never noble in their own right, nor does any human inherently <i>deserve</i> to suffer... nor should any of us be complacent (never mind satisfied) in the face of others' unnecessary toil and suffering. I believe, as William Faulkner asserted in accepting the Nobel Prize, that humankind will "not merely endure: [we] will prevail."Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-44096739146765062702012-11-28T00:12:00.000-05:002012-11-28T00:12:47.894-05:00Blast From the (Holiday) PastI know many people will think this perverse, but I love holiday shopping. Normally I hate struggling with crowds, but once Thanksgiving has come and gone and the Christmas season is properly begun, I love getting out in the stores and malls, mingling with the happy throngs. Charlie Brown and Snoopy can whinge all they want about commericalism; I just adore the sounds and sights and smells and joggled elbows of the winter retail rush.<br />
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But this weekend, I didn't have to go to the mall to get my blast of holiday nostalgia: It was waiting for me at the local CVS:<br />
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It's the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Discovery-Kids-Color-Rocket-Ship/dp/B006BDMF30/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1354072502&sr=8-3&keywords=cardboard+space+shuttle" target="_blank">DiscoveryKids Color Me Rocketship</a>, and it took me straight back to my childhood, when I had, courtesy of the ads in the back of my comic books (or maybe it was <i>Boys' Life</i>?), first a cardboard spaceship and then a cardboard submarine!<br />
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These cool — and <i>huge</i> — toys provided a lot of under-the-tree impact on Christmas morning for very little money (even in late-60s dollars), and were incredibly cool to play in. Not the most durable of toys, but they didn't require any batteries, and any toy you wear out through happy play beats the ones that break down on Christmas morning, or eat batteries like Pez, or never really work at all. Just the right amount cooler and fancier than an empty refrigerator carton, these corrugated ships of dreams presented the same blank imaginative canvas.</div>
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I hadn't thought about my childhood fantasy transports for years, but stumbling upon the drugstore Space Shuttle brought it all back. The new version is improved in some ways: The tab-and-slot construction is undoubtedly safer than the sharp-edged rivets of the 60s versions, and I don't recall the old interiors being as detailed and play-friendly as the new one. But maybe the best thing about the Color Me Rocketship is how powerfully it reminded me of my days as Buck Rogers and Captain Nemo in those back-of-the-comic-book marvels.</div>
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<br />Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-78906017555334214302012-11-19T19:52:00.000-05:002012-11-19T19:52:50.898-05:00Again, Krugman Has the AnswerDespite my excuses about not blogging much during the campaign (and especially the last 6 weeks or so of it), I was, of course, thinking about <i>All the Things</i>™; I just didn’t have time (or mental space) to write my thinkings down. What I did have time for, occasionally, was posting articles and columns to my Facebook timeline... and one of the people I most often shared that way was <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Krugman" target="_blank">Paul Krugman</a>, who often seemed to crystallize the things most on my own mind. Again, today, he's come to my philosophical aid.<br />
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One of the things I’ve been thinking about has been my growing frustration with the fact that it has become so common — right, left, or center — to discuss economic policy in terms, first and foremost, of <i>what will work</i>. This is, I think, a category error: Economic policy should serve the needs of society, and our society is not some sterile engineering project whose only purpose is to function well in a mechanical sense. Instead, society is a <i>moral imperative</i>: We join together to collectively guarantee each other’s rights, and for our mutual defense and support… including material support.<br />
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As such, the first goal of economic policy ought to be to help realize the moral imperative to which our very society is devoted… which is to say, the first goal of economic policy ought to be economic justice. The “engineering project” part — making things actually work — is crucial, of course, but it is secondary to, and in the service of, that first goal.<br />
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Too often, though, the “solutions” to our economic challenges offered, even by ostensibly progressive voices, have been entirely focused on making the numbers work, and not focused much at all on the human justice issues behind the numbers. You know, that <a href="http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/declaration_transcript.html" target="_blank">“Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness”</a> stuff? The part about <a href="http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/constitution_transcript.html" target="_blank">“establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity…”</a>? Does it really honor those founding principles to slash our collective spending on the social support mechanisms for a minimally dignified, happy human life? To stop helping our neighbors who are poor or homeless or unemployed or sick or hungry? To force our parents and grandparents to stay on the job well into their allegedly golden years, and then force them to become part-time financial managers and insurance analysts once they are retired, in lieu of taking care of them in a secure, life-affirming way?<br />
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No, our first obligation is to craft a society that truly honors those founding principles, and that puts in place a sturdy floor to resist downward pressure on human dignity and material wellbeing. Only then should we begin to worry about how to pay for it. If we’re honest, and truly keep this moral imperative first among our priorities rather than venerating the individual success of those among us who are already the most fortunate, we will find that we really can afford it. <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/19/opinion/krugman-the-twinkie-manifesto.html?_r=0" target="_blank">As Paul Krugman reminds us</a>, “economic justice and economic growth aren’t incompatible.” We seem to have forgotten that, Krugman notes, but he points out that…<br />
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I believe he’s right: We can do it again. I hope enough of us believe it to make it so.Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-2500497195880383722012-11-18T21:18:00.000-05:002012-11-18T21:27:28.557-05:00No Longer Waiting To ExhaleLogically, you'd'a thought somebody as breathlessly concerned with the outcome of our recent election as I am would have blogged quite a lot over the last few months... but in fact, I only managed a handful of posts. That's because I was actually <i>working</i> on the election, supporting, in concert with the <a href="http://vernondemocrats.com/" target="_blank">Vernon Democratic Town Committee</a> and the <a href="http://www.quietcornerdemocrats.com/" target="_blank">Quiet Corner Democrats</a>, the campaigns of Congressman (now also Senator-Elect) <a href="http://www.chrismurphy.com/" target="_blank">Chris Murphy</a>, Congressman <a href="http://www.joecourtney.com/" target="_blank">Joe Courtney</a>, <a href="http://susaneastwood2012.com/" target="_blank">Susan Eastwood</a> for State Senate, and <a href="http://www.facebook.com/JohnMurphy2012" target="_blank">John Murphy</a> and <a href="http://www.housedems.ct.gov/janowski/" target="_blank">Claire Janowski</a> for State Representative (not to mention collateral support for other state senate and representative campaigns).<br />
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And, of course, our essential president, <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/president-obama" target="_blank">Barack Obama</a>.<br />
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Well, of course, now the election is over. Susan Eastwood and John Murphy ran great campaigns, of which I am proud and for which I am grateful, but couldn't overcome their long starting odds. Otherwise, though, it was a great Election Day for the Democratic candidates I supported, and for Connecticut, and, I am absolutely convinced, for the United States and the world.<br />
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<a href="http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/72143_10151088294595493_547521822_n.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/72143_10151088294595493_547521822_n.png" width="200" /></a>"[T]he arc of the moral universe is long," <a href="http://mlk-kpp01.stanford.edu/index.php/encyclopedia/documentsentry/where_do_we_go_from_here_delivered_at_the_11th_annual_sclc_convention/" target="_blank">Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr, told the Southern Christian Leadership Conference in 1967</a>, "but it bends toward justice." I believe that with all my heart, and I believe we live in a time when the arc is bending ever more sharply. But I also believe progress can be thwarted... delayed... deferred... and I feared we were at risk for that in this election, as those who are on the wrong side of history recognized their last, best chance to turn back the tide.<br />
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And with that, maybe I'll have a renewed freedom to write out my random thoughts and bloviations here, and on <a href="http://emergingfoodiect.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">my food blog</a> as well, as opposed to just dashed off Facebook comments. I already have a few ideas in mind; watch this space.<br />
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<br />Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19523803.post-3634397803962766392012-10-05T22:39:00.000-04:002012-10-05T22:39:07.726-04:00Strategery?Democrats and Democratic-leaning pundits were profoundly puzzled that President Obama didn’t attack challenger Mitt Romney, during Wednesday night’s debate, on his <a href="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/09/secret-video-romney-private-fundraiser" target="_blank">video</a> comments <a href="http://www.myspleenwelcome.blogspot.com/2012/09/three-things-you-need-to-know-about.html" target="_blank">characterizing 47 percent of the country as inveterate dependents who refuse to take responsibility for their own lives</a>, but perhaps they anticipated that Romney was prepared to walk back that position, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/04/mitt-romney-47-percent_n_1941423.html" target="_blank">as he did the day after the debate</a>:
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Breathless headlines featuring the words <i>completely wrong</i> imply that Romney has issued a truly consequential correction to his position… but unless there’s far more to his comments than the AP story reports, this is not really that. He does go on to say…
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…but that’s no more than the same platitude he mouthed when the video comments were first released. <i>What</i>, exactly, does Romney think was “completely wrong” about those remarks? Does he no longer believe a large fraction of the American population is made up of moochers and freeloaders? That they not only do not “take responsibility” for their lives, but can <i>never</i> be persuaded to do so? Does he no longer think that people who, for whatever reason, don’t pay this one form of tax therefore have no “skin in the game” when it comes to government or the public good? Does he no longer share<a href="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/09/secret-video-romney-private-fundraiser" target="_blank"> his running mate’s view that the country is sharply divided into <i>makers</i> and <i>takers</i></a>? If his position has changed, Thursday’s glib and superficial comments do not say so.<br />
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In point of fact, the original comments were taped back in May, and Romney has presumably been telling donors and supporters more or less the same thing all this time. Certainly his running mate and surrogates have been saying things in public that, while not as explosively phrased, are perfectly consistent with Romney’s “completely wrong” comments, and the notion that nearly half of us are “takers” has been right-wing orthodoxy since well before <i>Mother Jones</i> released the Florida videotape. And it’s not just professional pundits: I’ve been hearing this sentiment repeated by conservative Facebook friends, and as a volunteer political canvasser, I’ve been hearing it from voters on the phones and at the doors.<br />
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The damning thing about Romney’s comments was precisely that they <i>weren’t</i> a misstatement or an error: They reflected the <i>real views</i> of the Republicans and movement conservatives who are Romney’s base of support, and of the conservative legislators and opinion shapers with whom he would have to work if he became president. It’s possible (but IMHO unlikely) those comments don’t reflect Romney’s own personal beliefs — it wouldn’t (not by a long shot) be the first time he’d said what his audience wanted to hear instead of what he really thinks — but he can’t successfully distance himself from them with a single paragraph. You can’t wave away a core belief of your own political movement with a one-liner.<br />
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Any more than you can wave away your own long-held, long-promoted tax proposals with a one-liner (albeit often repeated) denial in a debate. Based on the president’s response to Romney’s claim that his own plan wasn’t his plan on taxes, it seems Team Obama didn’t anticipate it; perhaps they <i>did</i> anticipate that Romney would try to wave away the <i>47 percent</i> issue, and didn’t want to give him such a large stage on which to do it?Bill Dauphinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734667209140390030noreply@blogger.com0